Thursday, July 30, 2009

Change

Make a list of five ways you've changed in the past five years.

I'm going to edit this prompt a teeny, tiny bit. Considering five years ago, I was nine... I'm just going to say in the past year... and bump up the ways to ten.

  • I no longer like guys with black, shaggy hair the bestest. Nosirree!
  • I no longer think I am emo, or gothic
  • I no longer have a thing for assassins (*grumbles*)
  • I am a happy person now!
  • I am no longer obsessed with thieves.
  • I have my ears pierced
  • I am not obsessed with staying pale - nor am I obsessed with getting tan
  • I actually wear make-up
  • I am a whole half-inch taller
  • I am a size three (as opposed to five)

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Taffetta

You and your spouse welcome a beautiful baby into your lives and, after going round and round on names, you choose one that's very unusual. Write a scene where you announce the name to your family. Include their reaction and your explanation for choosing such an odd name.

A/N: This is not from my perspective. I am not married. I do not plan on having a child for at least another five years, nor do I plan on naming in children I eventually have Taffetta.

From the first moment I saw my beautiful baby girl in my arms, I knew that her name would have to be elegent, but a little quirky. Her eyes were bigger than the moon and framed by dark, dark lashes. And her hair was already thick, a little curly, and equally dark. Her skin (though bright pink when I first saw her) has faded into a pale, milky white.

Jacob (for those of you who don't know Jacob is my husband of three years) whole-heartedly agreed. Although, he's a bit quirky himself, with large glasses, a few freckles, and dark, curly hair. He's also tall, and on thin side. We bounced names off of each other for the two days I was in the hospital, when finally, as a bit of a joke, he said, 'Taffetta Tiffany Taylors'. Well, it stuck. We took to refering to her as 'Taffy Tiff'.

However, as we stood on the porch of my in-laws two weeks later, I felt a little... um... how to put it? Dumb. Yes, I felt dumb. We had named our first child Taffetta. I felt like running and hiding instead of stiking around to tell my mother-in-law. My mother took it fairly well - she understands that I'm a bit... odd at times. And she thinks that Taffy will eventually tell everyone to call her Tiffany. So, there IS hope for the girl.

Finally, the door opened, and we were greeted with ecstatic hugs and bouncing siblings, eager to see the addition to the clan. We had refrained from telling anyone the name - they all had to wait to be together.

"Wasshername? Didja pick one yet? Is it silly?" We were bombarded by questions.

"Alright, alright, guys! Calm down!" Jacob said, walking inside. I trailed after him, Taffy in my arms.

"So, are you going to tell us her name?" my mother-in-law asked. She was a police chief of fifteen years. And she scared me. Quite a bit. She was also big - I'm not saying big, like fat. I'm saying big, like... muscular.

"Oh, yes," I said, handing Taffy to Jacob. "Why don't you tell them?" I asked him. "They are, after all, your family." It was silent for a moment, Jacob throwing me a semi-glare.

"Her names Taffetta Tiffany." I looked to my mother-in-law. Her expression was a mix of shock, and anger. Slowly, she turned to me.

"You. Named. My. First. Grandchild. TAFFETTA?!"

Friday, July 24, 2009

Similar!

What would happen if everyone wore the same clothes?

Some people would be very upset. I mean, you have the scary gothic people who wear black, chains, and studs, then the preppy, Twilight wanna-be goths who draw scars on themselves, and wear t-shirts that say 'I want to be with you forever'. Then you have the people who only wear band t-shirts and jeans (*shudders*). And people whose mom still shops for them. And people who dress like we're still in the 80s (no joke - I saw a mullet yesterday! I was like, 'Honey... you're thirty years too late... sorry!'). And the kids who wear their pajamas every day to school! And the sweats! OH DEAR HEAVENS, I WOULD KILL MYSELF!!!!

While I may not always be up on the latest trends, I do have some sense of style, and dressing like any of the above... I would go crazy. And we'd all dress like that. Can you imagine - everyone in chains? Or in 'Team Jacob' t-shirts?! OR T-SHIRTS EVERY DAY?! OR THE 80'S?!?!?!? OR THEIR PAJAMAS?!?

I need an advil...

Thursday, July 23, 2009

New Album...

What was the first CD (or record or cassette) you ever purchased? Write about the way that particular album made you feel then. Write about how it makes you feel now.

Well, the first album I remember buying is 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe'. I remember first listening to it, and being really, really disappointed - I didn't like ANY of the songs - but now, there's only two I DON'T like :D The different songs make me feel differently - I mean, c'mon people... it starts out with a bombing song, then goes to a pretty little foreign song, then goes to a pretty lullaby, and a BATTLE! They're all very, very different. I can't tell you how the CD makes me feel over all, because it excites me, and puts me to sleep. This is a dumb prompt. *huffs* Where's my lawyer?!

Me!

Describe yourself in ten words - or less.

An obsessive, hopeless romance writer.

Voila!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

"If I were a superhero, I would be..."

COMPLETELY AMAZING!!! Lolz, nah, I'd have some super awesome name (like... like... ooh... I like Rosie Red xP Lolz, jk, jk, :D), and my power would be shape-shifting. And I'd be one of those super-heros that kind of balances percariously on the edge of VILLIANISM (lolz, is that a word? Am I starting to make things up?). Of course, deep down, I'd have a strict sense of good, but no one would know that :D

I'd also be very, very rich :) And live with my three thousand kitties (totally a joke, by the way - the kitty part).